The Pink Pelvis “Love Package“
Because your wedding deserves more than boring vows and a stiff officiant.
Looking for a wedding ceremony that’s unforgettable, hilarious, and just the right amount of unhinged? Let Pink Pelvis turn your “I do” into an “Ohhh, yes!” Equal parts rock ‘n’ roll, romance, and rebel spirit, Pink Pelvis doesn’t just officiate your wedding — he headlines it.
This is not your aunt’s backyard ceremony. This is a full-tilt, laugh-out-loud, Pelvis-inspired celebration of love that feels personal, outrageous, and totally you.
What’s Included in the “Love Package”
💗 Two Elvis-Style Parody Song Performance
• “Horn Dog” directed at the Groom (1.5 minutes long)
• “A Little Less Masturbation” directed at the Bride (1.5 minutes long)
💗 Custom Wedding Vow Script
No cookie-cutter nonsense. Your ceremony is a Vegas inspired script specifically for YOU – funny, heartfelt, and perfectly balanced between sincere love and rock-and-roll irreverence.
💗 All Legal Paperwork Filed
The Pelvis handles the boring stuff so you don’t have to. He makes it official, legal, and stress-free.
💗 Souvenir Wedding License
A keepsake to remember the day you tied the knot… Pink Pelvis style.
UPGRADE YOUR “PACKAGE” 😂:
Upgrade your package by adding:
- (2) Gorgeous Showgirls – Flank The Pelvis with an amazing visual splash of VEGAS STYLED color! Great for photo opportunities during and afterwards the ceremony!
- Pink Champagne Serving Dress – It’s LITERALLY a metal dress frame with a beautiful pink adorned female (or male) model in the middle – designed to hold 90 glasses of freshly poured champagne for your guests as they arrive (unlimited glasses can be added)! Complete with beautiful pink boa’s outlining the vertical ribs of the dress.
Why Pink Pelvis?
Because love is messy, loud, sexy, hilarious, and a little bit dangerous — just like the best rock songs. If you want a ceremony people actually remember (and talk about forever), this is it.
Perfect for:
• Vegas weddings
• Rock-and-roll couples
• Non-traditional lovers
• Anyone who hates boring weddings
Say “I do” with a mic drop.
Let Pink Pelvis officiate your wedding — and turn your love story into a legendary performance.